Recieved one of these email lists and loved it...
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
My real friends, you know who you are. I love you!!!
P/S: I am on my 5th glass of wine....I love you guys...hic
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3 comments:
migod, im going tick tick tick (both ways). who loves ya baby?!
One day I will tell my dot about "The Cliffhanger Incident" ...
hahaha...bring back the tequila days..
I have one more, true friends make u finish a bottle of vodka while sipping plain water pretending it was the real thing...good times!
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